The Most Forbidden Love in the World (DameKoi) – English walkthrough

This is an English walkthrough for The Most Forbidden Love in the World, aka Sekai de Ichiban Dame na Koi (DameKoi). It’s based entirely on the Japanese walkthrough found here.

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[Review] KanoBitch – Kanojo ga Bitch ni natta Riyuu

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カノビッチ~彼女がビッチになった理由~
https://vndb.org/v22008

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yup, that’s me, slobbering away on a big ol’ man-popsicle while being penetrated in both holes. You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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[Review] Ryoshuu Ichiba – Wana ni Hamerareta Elf no Onna Shoukou

https://vndb.org/v6688
虜囚市場~罠に嵌められたエルフの女将校

Look, I know I could’ve played the new Valkyria Chronicles game and had a grand old time winning wars and the like, but then, like a bolt of lightning, inspiration struck me. I suddenly recalled this one eroge from the distant, prehistoric era of 2011, forged in the fires of Black Lilith; a game that also happens to feature tanks and cute girls in military outfits, not entirely unlike Valkyria Chronicles. Now, unlike Valkyria Chronicles, though, the girls in this one focus their efforts not on tank driving, military tactics and other such balderdash, but the noble art of taking dicks up the pooper. And that fact, my friends, makes this the superior product as far as I’m concerned.

Anyway, without further ado, allow me to present to you today’s review specimen, titled “Ryoshuu Ichiba: Wana ni Hamerareta Elf no Onna Shoukou” AKA “Captive Market” AKA “Elves und Panzer: The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside”.

Okay, so I might have made that last one up.

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[Review] Subarashiki Hibi – Furenzoku Sonzai

https://vndb.org/v3144
JP title: 素晴らしき日々~不連続存在~
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Wonderful Everyday, or: A Zero Gravity Dance of Happiness and Despair.

Well, I’m still trying to process everything I’ve just experienced. Subarashiki Hibi, or Wonderful Everyday, as it is known in English, is certainly not without its flaws, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it ever since I finished it, so that should count for something, at least. It’s ambitious, unique, depressing and uplifting at the same time — and it’s probably one of the more memorable visual novels you’ll read, even if it won’t necessarily blow your mind.

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[Review] Tsundere Idol: My Personal M-Pet

https://vndb.org/v19427
JP title: ツンデレアイドルは僕だけのMペット ~いっぱい躾けてご主人様のLOVE精子で孕みたいの♪~

This had a decent premise, but unfortunately, not even my undying passion for ドM girls could make me enjoy it as much as I would have liked. Ironically enough, the Japanese title probably makes the game sound way more exciting than it actually is.

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[Review] Kuroinu Gaiden: Elf Mura no Kanraku – Chijoku to Kairaku no Utage

https://vndb.org/v19857
JP title: [黒獣外伝]エルフ村の姦落 ~恥辱と快楽の宴~

NTR and busty elves.

Yes, I know you’ve literally just stepped through the door and we haven’t even introduced ourselves, but I’m a guy who likes to get to the point. So allow me to reiterate…

NTR and busty elves. That’s what’s on the menu today.

And if you’re reading this review, you’re likely interested in those two things. Well, you’re in luck, because Elf Mura no Kanraku has you covered, with equal portions of pointy ears and loose morals squeezed carefully into one wholesome cup of eggnog that may not even be eggnog at all…

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