[Review] Bishoujo Mangekyou: Norowareshi Densetsu no Shoujo

https://vndb.org/v8038
JP title: 美少女万華鏡 -呪われし伝説の少女-

Bob, just listen to me. LISTEN. I have this idea for an eroge. Okay, you ready for this? So there’s this girl, right? Who’s a vampire. You following me so far? And she’s all cute and wears her hair in twintails. Dudes love twintails, trust me. Okay, so she’s a vampire, but get this… instead of blood… she sucks YOUR DICK

HIGH FIVE
GAME OF THE YEAR
BEST IDEA
OF ALL TIME
TEN OUTTA TEN
IGN

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[Review] Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice

https://vndb.org/v18267
JP title: 逆転裁判6

Honestly, Spirit of Justice should have just been called Apollo Justice 2. Because that’s really what it is. Putting that aside, though, this is actually a pretty solid addition to the franchise. At the very least, I found it to be a more enjoyable entry than the colossal disappointment that was Dual Destinies.

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[Review] Dies irae: Song to the Witch

Dies irae: Song to the Witch is the second light novel spinoff to Dies irae (the first one being Wolfsrudel, which I have yet to read) and was written by Fujii Sanda, with insert illustrations by Minatogawa Kazuomi, the artist for the Dies irae manga adaptation. As clearly implied by G Yuusuke’s beautiful cover art, the novel features Rusalka and Beatrice as its two main heroines, and chronicles their exploits in the United States of 1962, where they face off against a mysterious new foe: the powerful witch known as Marilyn Monroe.

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[Review] Soushuu Senshinkan Gakuen Bansenjin

https://vndb.org/v16131
JP title: 相州戦神館學園 万仙陣

That awkward moment when you keep calling the first game “Senshinkan” and then a sequel comes out and forces you to type out Hachimyoujin to differentiate between the two. I don’t like typing out Hachimyoujin. Anyway, so Bansenjin is the sequel/fandisc to the first Senshinkan game. It adds an entirely new storyline, some cool new characters, and – of course – a healthy dose of fanservice, ranging from pleasantly heartwarming to absolutely ridiculous (in a good way, of course).

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[Review] Soushuu Senshinkan Gakuen Hachimyoujin

https://vndb.org/v12455
JP title: 相州戦神館學園 八命陣

Soushuu Senshinkan Gakuen Hachimyoujin (which we will refer to as Senshinkan for brevity) is Light’s big 2014 chuuni title and also the then-latest work of Dies irae / Kajiri Kamui Kagura author Takashi Masada, so you can probably imagine the excitement surrounding it. The game breaks with Dies irae’s “Shinza” setting and comfortably takes place in its own universe, with its own rules… and I gotta say, while the game never quite reaches Dies irae’s cosmos-shattering levels of grandeur, I still had quite a bit of fun playing through it. Read on to find out why!

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[Review] Taimanin Yukikaze

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https://vndb.org/v7747
JP title: 対魔忍ユキカゼ

So you may remember that I actually played this nukige several months ago but never quite reviewed it, because what do you even write about with a nukige? Well, anyway, I guess that changes today, because I’m just in that specific “let’s write about cute brown girls getting pumped in the poopyhole so hard they eventually get addicted to it” mood right now. You know the one. Anyway, don’t expect a deep and comprehensive analysis since like 90% of this VN is about Hot Dickings, but I figured I could have some fun writing a silly review and maybe you’ll enjoy reading it! I hope!

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