[Review] Taimanin Yukikaze 2

https://vndb.org/v16190
JP title: 対魔忍ユキカゼ2

Ah, Yukikaze, dearest Yukikaze. Light of my life, fire of my loins.

Everyone’s favorite chocolate-skinned ninja princess and her trusty partner Rinko (no, not that one) are back for another steamy adventure, in which they infiltrate a high-class academy for would-be lords and ladies. But the big question is: will they manage to keep their virginities intact, their moral standards unaltered, their dignity untarnished and their various orifices penis-free? Let’s see… no, no, no and definitely no. 2017 began with Yukikaze, and thus, it feels only right to close out the year with the second chapter of her less-than-wholesome exploits.

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[Review] Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia

JP title: 悪魔城ドラキュラ 奪われた刻印

Order of Ecclesia, also known as The Last Good Castlevania Game Before Things Went To Shit, is, ironically enough, also quite possibly one of the best in the series. It’s my personal favorite, at any rate. And it came out NINE years ago, if you can believe that.

Boy, do I miss this franchise something fierce.

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[Review] Xenoblade

This is an impressive game, and I truly mean that: though not perfect, what Tetsuya Takahashi and his team accomplished here is nothing short of magical. Xenoblade is an absolute treat for anyone craving a JRPG with wondrous worlds and larger-than-life storylines, and on the whole, offers an experience unlike many others, one that will stay with you for a long time to come.

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[Review] Teisoukannen ZERO – Yariman Kazoku to Hamekurui Natsuyasumi

https://vndb.org/v18279
JP title: 貞操観念ZERO ~ヤリマン家族とハメ狂い夏休み~

Nukige November continues: today, we take a look at Teisoukannen ZERO: Yariman Kazoku to Hamekurui Natsuyasumi, or as I like to casually refer to it in the presence of my close family, “Boning Bonanza in the Heat of Summer.”

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[Review] Sisters: Natsu no Saigo no Hi – Ultra Edition

https://vndb.org/v3896
JP title: Sisters~夏の最後の日~ Ultra Edition

Okay, so this nukige is a bit of an odd duck. On one hand, it’s very good fap material and I have discharged a staggering amount of bodily fluids playing it. At the same time, though, a lot of it just made me go “why?” because the game feels like it suffers from an identity disorder of sorts. So, in celebration of Nukige November (which I have just made up), let us briefly talk about the last day of summer in the middle of autumn.

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[Review] Bishoujo Mangekyou: Norowareshi Densetsu no Shoujo

https://vndb.org/v8038
JP title: 美少女万華鏡 -呪われし伝説の少女-

Bob, just listen to me. LISTEN. I have this idea for an eroge. Okay, you ready for this? So there’s this girl, right? Who’s a vampire. You following me so far? And she’s all cute and wears her hair in twintails. Dudes love twintails, trust me. Okay, so she’s a vampire, but get this… instead of blood… she sucks YOUR DICK

HIGH FIVE
GAME OF THE YEAR
BEST IDEA
OF ALL TIME
TEN OUTTA TEN
IGN

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[Review] Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice

https://vndb.org/v18267
JP title: 逆転裁判6

Honestly, Spirit of Justice should have just been called Apollo Justice 2. Because that’s really what it is. Putting that aside, though, this is actually a pretty solid addition to the franchise. At the very least, I found it to be a more enjoyable entry than the colossal disappointment that was Dual Destinies.

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