[Review] Teisoukannen ZERO – Yariman Kazoku to Hamekurui Natsuyasumi

https://vndb.org/v18279
JP title: 貞操観念ZERO ~ヤリマン家族とハメ狂い夏休み~

Nukige November continues: today, we take a look at Teisoukannen ZERO: Yariman Kazoku to Hamekurui Natsuyasumi, or as I like to casually refer to it in the presence of my close family, “Boning Bonanza in the Heat of Summer.”

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[Review] Sisters: Natsu no Saigo no Hi – Ultra Edition

https://vndb.org/v3896
JP title: Sisters~夏の最後の日~ Ultra Edition

Okay, so this nukige is a bit of an odd duck. On one hand, it’s very good fap material and I discharged a staggering amount of bodily fluids playing it. At the same time, though, a lot of it just made me go “why?” because the game feels like it suffers from an identity disorder of sorts. So, in celebration of Nukige November (which I have just made up), let us briefly talk about the last day of summer in the middle of autumn.

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[Review] Bishoujo Mangekyou: Norowareshi Densetsu no Shoujo

https://vndb.org/v8038
JP title: 美少女万華鏡 -呪われし伝説の少女-

Bob, just listen to me. LISTEN. I have this idea for an eroge. Okay, you ready for this? So there’s this girl, right? Who’s a vampire. You following me so far? And she’s all cute and wears her hair in twintails. Dudes love twintails, trust me. Okay, so she’s a vampire, but get this… instead of blood… she sucks YOUR DICK

HIGH FIVE
GAME OF THE YEAR
BEST IDEA
OF ALL TIME
TEN OUTTA TEN
IGN

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[Review] Taimanin Yukikaze

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https://vndb.org/v7747
JP title: 対魔忍ユキカゼ

Note: You can also check out my review of the sequel.

So you may remember that I actually played this nukige several months ago but never quite reviewed it, because what do you even write about with a nukige? Well, anyway, I guess that changes today, because I’m just in that specific “let’s write about cute brown girls getting pumped in the poopyhole so hard they eventually get addicted to it” mood right now. You know the one. Anyway, don’t expect a deep and comprehensive analysis since like 90% of this VN is about Hot Dickings, but I figured I could have some fun writing a silly review and maybe you’ll enjoy reading it! I hope!

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